Yonic

"Her lyrics comprise of comedic, self-deprecating anecdotes obscenely detailing her journey into feminism".

Alma Rose

AKA Yonic

"Yonic (adjective) refers to a pattern or object that resembles the shape of a vulva. E.g. "what a beautifully yonic flower!" and "jesus, that beef looks unappetisingly yonic.". Dick shaped things are commonly described as phallic, whereas the word yonic is little known. In fact it comes up as a spelling mistake. Thanks, phallocentric patriarchy.
YONIC (musician) refers to an acoustic guitar playing singer-songwriter. Her lyrics comprise of comedic, self-deprecating anecdotes obscenely detailing her journey into feminism. Fan favourites such as "Labia" discusses the unrealistic beauty standards of labia minora, "Bush" is about being asked to tame and “Orgasms” is all about flicking that bean. In both instances of the word, ‘yonic’ is almost unheard of. However, as an adjective and a musician, YONIC is an undiscovered yet astute descriptor of some of life’s funnier shit".

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